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Arenting Demotivational Poster


THAT WAS CLOSE - she almost dropped the phone


TAGS: bad parenting
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:14 pm, #246051
Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242916
Censored, huh? Whatta beech!
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242915
Whatta b****!
buggy - December 24, 2012, 1:11 am, #241809
Selfish....
ughomer - October 9, 2012, 7:40 pm, #239864
One of your best!
JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:25 pm, #239832
Well, she's blonde XD
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:23 am, #239727
Hilarious!!!
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:47 pm, #239592
Are you kidding???!!! Honestly, leopard print is so 1990s.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:57 am, #239560
Seriously?? wow...stupid woman
Bolverk3778 - September 15, 2012, 5:46 pm, #239177
For God's sake (and the child's) Get a hands free headset woman!!
voodoo3535 - September 14, 2012, 3:22 pm, #239157
Yeeeccch


CREATIVE PARENTING - It's a guy thing...




Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am, #253276
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm, #253254
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm, #247022
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm, #247021
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm, #247017
Is This A Real Picture .


PARENTING - You're doing it right




TEENAGE DAUGHTER -


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm, #251901
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am, #228919

awesome
oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223563
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm, #213017
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm, #213012
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


MORE CHILDREN -


TAGS: children parenting
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:22 am, #238854
Sure enough. And there's no free safety.


BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first


TAGS: baby bbq parenting
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by FredricT

mickeyfinn - December 21, 2013, 10:02 am, #251636
this is in VERY BAD taste. No pun intended you sick stupid sphincter boy.
FredricT - December 13, 2010, 12:04 pm, #206643
Of course its child abuse, I mean no sauce, its still kicking so it wont cook evenly, and the diaper will cause the rump roast to be overdone on the outside and underdone on the inside What a waste of a perfectly good baby
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm, #206536
NOT!!!!
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm, #206535
NOT LOL. Child Abuse is never LOL, Poster rocks
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:09 pm, #206528
LOL child abuse.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:14 pm, #206487

spelling nazi's....p'ffffft. wait....i feel a poster coming on.
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:58 pm, #206483
Marinade - noun. Marinate - verb. =D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:49 am, #206437

argh on the spelling. you did a nice job re-working and re-submitting. 4 from me dude.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:39 am, #206436
spelling, You're doing it wrong. 3L


COSTUME KIDS -




GOOD PARENTING - Nice to know it still exists somewhere


TAGS: good parenting
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Etherpirate

4Real - March 24, 2009, 1:12 pm, #67551
Realy great! lesson of life.
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 5:44 am, #40493
That terrific mom should have her likeness on Mt. Rushmore. Nice to know she loves her son THAT much.
Dude - September 3, 2008, 9:40 pm, #18803
She is awesome beyond belief.
Ben Dover - September 3, 2008, 11:19 am, #18653
These are the women who really deserve "Mother of the Year" awards.
yer mom - August 29, 2008, 4:45 pm, #17606
awesome mom!!
r - August 17, 2008, 11:52 am, #15000
this happened to a girl in my neighbor hood. we drove past that place like five times laughing at her
TigerKid - June 30, 2008, 10:33 pm, #7715
Tough love done right. The fact she stays next to him almost brought a tear to my eye.
J - June 23, 2008, 12:49 am, #6721
No kidding. This mom is awesome.


PARENTING - You're doing it right


TAGS: parenting
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Eltarian

EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:08 am, #238458
He shouldn't wear a condom???


PARENTING 101 - Every guy your daughter brings home will look just like this guy to you. Just keep saying in your head, "I'm too pretty for prison."




LEASHES - Now available in innocent-looking child backpacks.


TAGS: leash fail idiot bad parenting
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by youfail12

Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 10:16 pm, #186401
Mom needs a slap
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm, #186400
*hard to imagine
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm, #186399
I foresee an awkward mother-son intervention looming. Of course it's hard any non-awkward mother-son such things. Hard, but not impossible.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:41 pm, #186398
We've strayed past a few indecent innuendos there, too.
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:38 pm, #186397
*snickers* And what does it mean when your mother is actually holding that "monkey" by the tail? I think we've strayed way past ritalin on this one.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:27 pm, #186394
Too soon in life to have a monkey on your back.


TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one.


TAGS: signs bad parenting kids warnings
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 11:15 am, #145107
I don't see this poster often enough. XD
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:31 am, #126477
AMEN!
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 12:57 pm, #120255
That's it I'm throwing a tantrum!
north star - September 21, 2009, 12:52 pm, #120253
The sign rocks! - 5 lions for you


PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother


TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by didiergerrard

TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm, #207168
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm, #207163

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm, #207162
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm, #207150
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm, #207112
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter


FORMATIVE -




OF COURSE YOU DID IT - You're an only child


TAGS: apes childhood parenting humor
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 8, 2012, 12:52 am, #227362

Thanks for the suggestion, but I have no idea what you're referring to. I am a total goober at this, just having a good time.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 8, 2012, 12:50 am, #227361
Try wigflip next time, it'll make it look better


GOOD PARENTING - The secret is to get your priorities in order.


TAGS: arenting fail priority secret barfly
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by MustyK

twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 11:13 am, #239829
I saw this at the bowling alley I used to work at. Parents would be drinking and bowling while their kids were trying to sleep. Pitiful.


COMMUNICATION TECHNOLOGY -




PARENTING SKILLS - She's your daughter, not a bowling ball.




PARENTING SKILLS - some lack more then others




TRY AS YOU MIGHT -




DEFINING MOMENTS -


TAGS: kid innocence fear love parenting
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:25 pm, #205870

excellent


Tough Love -




PARENTING - Like any task It is just a matter of having the right tools




TRADITION -


TAGS: fatherhood bonding love parenting blackout
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:33 pm, #205863
Thanks, all. I loved those walks.
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:42 pm, #205770
Superb.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:48 pm, #205757
just gorgeous aggy
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:25 pm, #205736

5'd...fav'd and definate classic material.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:59 am, #205727
"I always thought my dad was superman until I found out he was just another drunk in a cape"--Dave Attel...5 L


PARENTING IS TOUGH - Are you sure you know exactly where your teenage daughter is RIGHT NOW THIS MINUTE ?




FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: parenting dad fear mexico
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 3:50 am, #186888
Both...I like to think the kid wet himself
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 2:42 am, #186883
LOL! On the kid or the dad?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 2:09 am, #186881
LOL! The face of fear...Priceless


AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -


TAGS: douglass quote parenting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 12:55 pm, #257119

I always knew you and Fred had something in common.
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:27 am, #257113
Frederick schmederick. Obviously he’s never repaired a broken woman.
lgvernon - October 16, 2014, 11:27 pm, #257111

Thank you, TH.
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:26 pm, #257110
Nice. Image and quote.


COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 100 BY 7 -




NAIVE YOUTH -


TAGS: september 15 youth vs bad parenting
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:17 pm, #118428
Only for those who promised their son a trip to Disney.
Derek2 - September 16, 2009, 5:15 pm, #118425
Have taxes actually increased?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:37 pm, #118381
This is hilarious.
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:26 am, #118337
that's 5 truths from me Aggy
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:05 am, #118328
Honestly... I know people who plan things based on their tax returns. If this kid has the usual math and economics classes in school, he'll one day have a moment of clarity... and it'll reflect this poster exactly. If not, it's child abuse.
Haarakkon - September 16, 2009, 8:32 am, #118316
Exactly. Spinning numbers to tell whatever story you'd like is fine, but this, this is the heart of the matter. Thanks, Agd.


DEAD RINGERS -


TAGS: adoption twins culture parenting children
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 11:09 am, #256834
Doh! I walked into that one, lol!


YOU'LL PROBABLY TELL HIM -


TAGS: parenting baby landmines
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - January 30, 2011, 4:03 pm, #211213
Especially if there's a sign saying "mines"
spacedog - January 28, 2011, 4:33 pm, #211073
5 unavoidable lions.
GySgt1811 - January 28, 2011, 3:42 pm, #211072
"...and still he'll stick his fingers in the fan." John Sebastian 5 Lovin' Spoonfuls


GRAVITAS -




THERE MAY BE TRIAL MARRIAGES -




PARENTING SKILLS -


TAGS: parenting
Rating: 2.55/5


PARENTING - Not as hard as you think




DESTRUCTION -


TAGS: words destroy selfesteem parenting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

chickenlittle - August 22, 2013, 12:36 am, #248906
So true! Love this.
lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 10:44 am, #248880

Thanks very much, guys!~
Sho - August 21, 2013, 10:21 am, #248879
5/F
ughomer - August 21, 2013, 10:16 am, #248876
Another five lion5 for LG.


Moms -


TAGS: mom daughter warning twerking parenting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:30 am, #256582
You sick little puppy...teehee.
GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:11 pm, #256504
Now, I'd like to see THAT! (really...I'd like to see that) WOOF!
Oldsod - August 31, 2014, 7:00 am, #256501
YE5.
Oldsod - August 31, 2014, 7:00 am, #256500
YE5.
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:40 pm, #256494
What..twerking, the threat or the poster...teehee.
Oldsod - August 29, 2014, 8:46 pm, #256491
My daughter said it best: "THAT'S AWESOME!"


Raising Arizona -


TAGS: parents parenting children guns safety
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Thedge - September 6, 2014, 7:09 pm, #256602
Was the shooting instructor's error, methinks.Ya do NOT give a fully loaded, fully auto weapon to anyone, regardless of age. One round at a time, until competent and confident. Stupid mistake on his part.


strategic parenting -




APPLIES TO FLYING MONKEYS TOO -


TAGS: parenting bombeck
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:56 pm, #238480

Ahhhh, the voice of experience speaks to us mere mortals again.


WRITERS BLOCK -




All In The Family -


TAGS: family parenting parents superhero values
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 8, 2014, 10:44 pm, #255643
Thank you. With all the AWESOME posters posted by Reality Lord, Greeny, GaryO & yourself lately, I had to really dig deep to measure up. :)
MissPriss - July 8, 2014, 9:23 pm, #255642
Grey...ya gotta leave a few 5L votes for the other posters...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - July 8, 2014, 11:22 am, #255640
There isn't a need for super heros. Not in the comic book sense. A real super hero wouldn't be a vigilante, would work with the Justice department, and would get powerful people thrown in jail for compromising the republic.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:19 am, #255634

nailed it


ISN'T IT STUPID - when your parents tell you to tell the truth and then turn around and punish you for being a tattletale?




parenting -


TAGS: parenting
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by demon001

lgvernon - March 9, 2014, 7:41 pm, #253513

The kid in the middle looks like a little devil. I love this!


PARENTING - Cubby sometimes mixes it up with bartending. But hey, when they're 18 they can pay for their own therapy.




IN MY OPINION -




LUDWIG VAN -




PARENTING - THIS KID NEEDS SOME.


TAGS: fatkid grounded parenting
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Garrison1444

steve1961 - January 7, 2013, 5:39 pm, #242259
Put away the gun, Dumba$$ and do the Truffle Shuffle...
Oiler - January 7, 2013, 11:32 am, #242253
Every once in a great while a picture of a person deserving a good round house kick to the face shows up. This is a very good example. Maybe starting with his parents.
robbidos - December 29, 2012, 6:37 pm, #242013
yep, i seen many of them and "gang" mambers get it handed to them. god bless boot camp
7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:36 am, #221365
That gun is at wrong angle too...now that is a dumba*s
Garrison1444 - July 11, 2011, 10:15 am, #221253
amen
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2011, 1:49 am, #221245
With a bore that small, that has to be either a toy gun or at best, a pellet gun. Kids like him think that acting "like a gansta" is cool, but most of them would get their a**es haded to them if they encountered a real gang member


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